ME: Here you go Hazel, Happy Birthday! I didn't want you to think I forgot my promise to get you cake. I'm sorry it took so long. Only, you have to wait until later today to have some.
HAZEL: Wait? sigh
It's all about Hazel!
"Space.... the Vinyl Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Obitsurprise. Her 1/3rd scale mission: To seek out new plotlines, to explore the Whole Apartment - To Ball-Jointedly go where no doll has gone before!" -- Swan
I think I'm going to have to report you to the authorities. Making Hazel wait for cake is definitely a criminal offense, both in the Fairy Realm AND the Dollieh World. You better find a good defense attorney, I suspect you may be doing time for this one!!!!!